i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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