so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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