do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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