3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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