like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
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I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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