So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
im holly from the hills drunk
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
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Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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