Umm I'm too high to move.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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