i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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