she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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