walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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