Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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