I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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