Sponge bath it is.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
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Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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