this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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