Fuck appropriateness.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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