Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
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I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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