Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I smell like Dick and happiness
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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