and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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