thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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