Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Do plants get herpes?
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