He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Randomize