The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
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He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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