She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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