Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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