Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
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I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
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In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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