And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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