Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
You surviving the open bar?
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I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
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We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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