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• (816): View more from Missouri

  FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...

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• (905): View more from Toronto

  My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.

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• (718): View more from New York

  bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch

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  I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now

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• (408): View more from California

  I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts

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