Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I have feelings that need drinking.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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