My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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