So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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