Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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