Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
from now on my penis is your penis
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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