if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
You have to summon your inner elephant
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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