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remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing

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(443): remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing http://tfl.nu/zq5c

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What did we do last night that was yellow?

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(860): What did we do last night that was yellow? http://tfl.nu/a1qq

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why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?

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haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background

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that only happened once.

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(443): why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag? (410): haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background (443): that only happened once. http://tfl.nu/9rml

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You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.

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(816): You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses. http://tfl.nu/7wdn

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It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"

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(805): It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!" http://tfl.nu/5h66

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just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out

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(847): just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out http://tfl.nu/k8ty

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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?

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logic in its finest

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(707): he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i? (1-707): logic in its finest http://tfl.nu/z7qz

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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.

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(850): I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end. http://tfl.nu/6dki

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I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers

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(310): I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers http://tfl.nu/hjyr

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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.

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(303): i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned. http://tfl.nu/e449

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Your cock deserves a montage

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(323): Your cock deserves a montage http://tfl.nu/nty6

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We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.

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(720): We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins. http://tfl.nu/ctwf

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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee

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How festive

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(778): 4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee (604): How festive http://tfl.nu/8kx6

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Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.

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(276): Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well. http://tfl.nu/93p0

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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11

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(720): There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11 http://tfl.nu/c0x5

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