so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
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She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this