So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Two words: nipple clamps
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