you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
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the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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