I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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