Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
