Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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