Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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