The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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