Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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