WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
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The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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