Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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