Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
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He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good