The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
foreskin is a definite game changer
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
TSA literally pulled two bottles of whiskey out of my bag. Once he saw the leopard print socks and the mickey mouse tank, he put it back in my bag and said "Have a fun trip, man."
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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