I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
i've created a new STD.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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