so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
Randomize
