i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize