two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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