Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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