Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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