who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
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Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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