Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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